Get off my lawn

Came home from a early walk this morning to find my kitty chasing a chihuahua off his lawn. It was quite amusing.

I wouldn’t mind joining with some biscuits right now.

I wouldn’t mind joining with some biscuits right now.

2 A.M. Revelations

Fuzzy Bitch is an awesome nickname. As long as it’s not yours.

That is all.

ocularfracture:

I’m feeling generous today, so I’ll be glad to give away one of my steampunk super heart necklaces free to one person who reblogs this!
The rules are the usual: You can only reblog once, no creating fake accounts. It has to be a reblog; likes do not count. You have to be willing to surrender your address in order for me to mail it to you. And I’ll decide at the end of April who gets the heart. :3 
Edit: Since so many people are asking where they can get one, I thought I’d bring light to the fact that the “source” link will take you to my Etsy shop where you can purchase one, if you’re interested. Thank you guys for all the reblogs. I’m pretty much stunned.

ocularfracture:

I’m feeling generous today, so I’ll be glad to give away one of my steampunk super heart necklaces free to one person who reblogs this!

The rules are the usual: 
You can only reblog once, no creating fake accounts. It has to be a reblog; likes do not count. You have to be willing to surrender your address in order for me to mail it to you. And I’ll decide at the end of April who gets the heart. :3 

Edit: Since so many people are asking where they can get one, I thought I’d bring light to the fact that the “source” link will take you to my Etsy shop where you can purchase one, if you’re interested. Thank you guys for all the reblogs. I’m pretty much stunned.

jodiferous asked: Umm, yeah, I'd like to know how you got SO AWESOME? For reals.

An excellent question! But one with no clear answer. Several theories abound. DNA? Environment? Pixie dust? The jury is still out.

Fortune Cookie Says What? (Taken with instagram)

Fortune Cookie Says What? (Taken with instagram)

Morning Grumble

Ever wake up and think, “What the fuck is that noise?” And then think, “Oh… FUCK YOU ALARM.” I’ve woken up cranky three mornings in row now. I’ve never had such a hard time adjusting after Daylight Saving Time.

Stupid old age.

Tags: grumble

paperbeatsscissors:

GIVEAWAY #4 -
All your nightmares are over. At least, they will be if you WIN JIGGLYPUFF!!!!
Just reblog this post to enter to win the original illustration for this image! Entries end/winner announced March 19th!

paperbeatsscissors:

GIVEAWAY #4 -

All your nightmares are over. At least, they will be if you WIN JIGGLYPUFF!!!!

Just reblog this post to enter to win the original illustration for this image! Entries end/winner announced March 19th!

Fuck Yeah First Post

The title says it all. Well, most of it. This part here says the rest. Which really isn’t all that much better than the title.

Tags: firsties