The student president quoted the turtle from Kung Fu Panda in his commencement speech and I’m thinking BEST SPEECH EVER. Then Merle Haggard gets an honorary fine arts doctorate and speaks for less than a minute.
Came home from a early walk this morning to find my kitty chasing a chihuahua off his lawn. It was quite amusing.
Fuzzy Bitch is an awesome nickname. As long as it’s not yours.
That is all.
jodiferous asked: Umm, yeah, I'd like to know how you got SO AWESOME? For reals.
An excellent question! But one with no clear answer. Several theories abound. DNA? Environment? Pixie dust? The jury is still out.
Ever wake up and think, “What the fuck is that noise?” And then think, “Oh… FUCK YOU ALARM.” I’ve woken up cranky three mornings in row now. I’ve never had such a hard time adjusting after Daylight Saving Time.
Stupid old age.
The title says it all. Well, most of it. This part here says the rest. Which really isn’t all that much better than the title.